Kardashians to Receive Key to Beverly Hills, Pigs Near Flying Capabilities

Forget the Glen Beck rally in Washington D.C. this weekend.

THG has found something far more important getting riled up over: on September 2, the Kardashians will receive a key to Beverly Hills. It will be presented to them by Mayor Jamshid "Jimmy" Delshad.

Summing up her family's reaction to the news, Kim said: "We grew up here and now live here. It's really come full circle... What an honor. It's the key to Beverly Hills!"

So true. So profound. Such a perfect summation of all the Kardashians have done to deserve something typically reserved for heroic individuals: they've resided in the area.

They've also donned bikinis on a number of tabloid covers; pretended to argue on TV; and been total hypocrites about weight loss and body image. Sorry. We didn't mean the sell the family short. (thehollywoodgossip)